Arnold wrote:Two more 'poems' from the House of Commons
A Big Favour
He might have said,
"I'll do you all a favour:
I've hit you on the head
with one big hammer,
so I'm not coming back
You, my friend shall not worry
I do believe that is not your task
I do not want it to be mine either,
but I'm not really me
and taking care of that is your task
Sir Stuart Bell (Middlesbrough) (Lab) (23 March)
South West Trains expects its passengers
not only not to work while travelling
in standard class
but not to have elbows either.
Penny Mordaunt (Portsmouth North) (Con) (9 March)
A Good Boy
I'm always open for people saying I'm wrong
because most of the time I am.
I live for my sons.
I would be lost without them.
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